That's Why They're Called Islands

Aloha Kakou:

Try not to laugh too hard at some of these amazing tourist questions. Believe me, we've heard all of these at the front desk. My personal favorite, though, was the woman who stormed out of the Outrigger Maui Eldorado lobby, angry because no one would show her on her map how to drive to Pearl Harbor!

http://www.tripso.com/today/real-questions-tourists-ask-about-hawaii/